The City of Seven Hills

At the end of the last post, we were ready to leave Rome. WAIT. What?? Hang on just one gladiator-sparring minute. What about the Vatican? The Colosseum? The Forum? Etc.?

Well, of course, we saw as many of the famous landmarks to which our shoes could carry us in the six days we allotted to the Eternal City. (We snapped nearly a thousand photos to prove it.)

This post is hereby dedicated to the classics. Ready, go!


Let’s start with a really obvious one, Vatican City, which we could do because we had tickets! Yes, we prebooked a private three-hour tour. (Lessons learned.)

The Vatican. Oh my, there is just so much history. Too much! An enclave surrounded by modern Rome on all sides. Slowly established across the Tiber River from Rome, in a big marshy area. Before the Church arrived, the area was developed really early, like the early 50’s AD ;-), by Nero who built a large circus there. That meant fill it in, flatten it out, and put in a big “racetrack.”

The Vatican City State is now, in fact, the smallest country in the world, and the Pope is technically a royal! 2024 population of 496. Of note, the area (less than 1/4 sq. mi.) wasn’t within the ancient wall of Rome, so it ended up with its own wall. Now it’s a tiny walled country within the city of Rome!


Early one morning, we walked a few kilometers to the main gate of the Vatican to meet our private guide, Fabi, a lucky and excellent choice. Full of life, full of energy, full of information! We cut to the front of very long lines and always had any questions answered during an almost steady stream of facts. It’s not enough to say, “there’s a lot of stuff there.” There’s an overwhelming amount of stuff.

First on the list were the Vatican Museums. Notice plural. They are so numerous, it’s hard to get an accurate count. We saw only a few. Needless to say, the Catholic Church has been collecting stuff for a very long time, and it would take days to see just what they exhibit, so our tour focused on the popular highlights.

After the museums, we finally arrived at the Sistine Chapel. What to say about that ceiling? “Wow” just doesn’t cut it. We joined the crowd to stare upward in amazement at the absolutely magnificent frescoes painted by Michelangelo from 1508 to 1512. (Remember, no photos allowed. And… 🤫) After a time of silent oohs and aahs, we cued Fabi – quietly waiting near the exit – that we were ready to move on.

Next stop on the tour? St. Peter’s Basilica, the largest church in the W-O-R-L-D! The Old St. Peter’s Basilica, finished in 322, was built on the burial site of the Apostle Peter, then, as you might guess, demo’d in 1506 to build the “new” basilica during a 120-year period from 1506 to 1626. Unlike modern man, the Romans whacked down old stuff and just recycled the materials to rebuild it!

The size of the structure is overwhelming. Ceiling hundreds of feet above you, mosaic paintings 25-30 ft tall, giant structures in the room, and everything ornately decorated.

After going inside the basilica, we rejoined Fabi near the square just in time to witness the changing of the Pope’s personal Swiss Guard. They may dress funny, but they were on point and in sync. (And just read about them – you don’t want to mess with them.)

* Oh, a random tidbit regarding fig leaves: apparently, it depended on who was in charge at the time as to whether or not statues and paintings were “adorned” after the fact by the addition of fig leaves or left in their more “natural” state. 🫢🫣


We just happened to visit Rome as it was preparing for the 2025 Jubilee. “Jubilee” is a holy year that’s been periodically declared by the popes since 1300. The interval between Jubilees has changed several times throughout history but is now 25 years. Rome will soon be a destination for millions of pilgrims from all over the world, and the preparations are intense!

So, that very special big bronze door into St. Peter’s Basilica is opened just once every 25 years!

Other than the fact that much of Rome seemed to be encased in preparatory scaffolding, cranes, and bubble wrap, boy did we time our visit well! See Rome and get outtathere! Whew.

The only impact for us was to our photos. For instance, having read about the scenic bridge and approach to the Castel Sant’Angelo (Mausoleum of Hadrian erected between 134 and 139 AD), we set off with new friends Gonzo and Yvonne Sunday afternoon to get some great shots. Oops. Or not.


Now, did someone mention gladiators? Can’t think of Rome without also thinking of the Colosseum, originally simply called the amphitheatrum. (“Simply?” Ha!) Biggest in the world, still. As entertainment for the masses, admission was free. The wooden floor was covered by sand, and there were a bunch of ways in and out to the floor. The Colosseum was used for all kinds of purposes still being argued. Think lots of different shows, animal acts, juggling, you name it. But certainly fights. Between animals, against animals, etc. It’s told they even flooded it enough to depict a sea battle! It’s that big! Heck, it’s so old, Rome used it as a quarry from which to build other stuff!

During the Underground portion of the tour, we learned more about the most well-known aspect of the place, the gladiators. Depending on the stories, they were more well-trained actors than anything. They lived like Hollywood stars. Their owners had a lot invested in them and certainly didn’t want the dudes to die. History claims only 30% of the fights ended in death. The details on their uniforms, from 100 AD are just stunning.

We learned a lot! And with imagination could practically hear the roar of the crowd!

* Oh, here’s a random tidbit regarding the fights: The movies are wrong about the thumb👎. Thumb down is actually believed to mean put the sword down, as this guy is too valuable to kill. Ah, Hollywood.


Heading towards the Palatine Hill, outside the Colosseum, is the Arch of Titus. Triumphal arches were earned by victorious generals with at least 5000 enemy soldiers killed in battle. They still have a few of them here.


From the Palazzo di Spagna (Spain Square) – that’s right Spanish in the middle of Rome – the 135 famous Spanish Steps take visitors up to the beautiful Trinità dei Monti, a French (we know, confusing) church built in the early 1500s. Spain’s embassy to the Vatican (Holy See) has been located near the bottom of the steps since 1480. And the beautiful steps, themselves? Not built until the early 1700’s.


Going way, way back, Palatine Hill is thought to have been named by Evander of Pallene, an important Greek, 60 years before the Trojan War (1200 to 1300 BC)! Moving forward, tradition then holds that Rome was created right here as one of the seven hills, when Romulus and Remus founded the original city in 753 BC! It was the center of Rome for many, many years. All the really rich important folks lived up on the hill, overlooking the center of Roman life and government, the Roman Forum.

See, the history around here is amazing! They wrote stuff down! Enough, Todd.😇


As one last instance of the Jubilee bubble wrap phenomenon, here’s a shot of the well-known Trevi Fountain. We found the crowd easily enough. They were being held back by scaffolding and fencing so the fountain can be cleaned.


Anyone paying attention to the dates of our posts may have noticed we are approximately a month behind. To that, we say, Rome wasn’t built in a day. And neither are these posts. Ha! 🙂

When in Rome

Heading out on November 20, we were surprised to find a handy sign outside the gate pointing us in the right direction. That’s right, we were headed to the big boy – Roma. That which was, at one time, the center of the world for goodness’ sake!

Well, to be fair, the arrow pointing in the right direction is actually missing, but we got the point. (The “point.” Get it? Sometimes we crack ourselves up.) 🙂

Wait. I thought all roads lead to Rome… ?


In renting Villa Perlata, we’d positioned ourselves for a two-hour drive to the Rome Fiumicino Airport, where we’d arranged to return the rental car and take car service into the city. We DID NOT want to be driving in Rome. (See? Proper planning. We can still do it!)

Under a brooding sky, we headed for Rome. The drive was nicely uneventful, except for a mile or so of highway covered by …


We marveled our way past the birds to the airport, which is 20 miles outside of the city. It’s weird to think Rome with all its strength is not on the water. You know, on a big port or something. The ride into the city was as crazy as expected, and the driver screeched to a stop at the door of the apartment building where the owner was waiting on the busy sidewalk to greet us.

Once we’d unpacked, we looked at each other and said, “Well, we’re in Rome. Now what?”

When in Rome, do as the Romans do, right? So, let’s walk. And eat.

Before stepping out, Todd surprised Susie with the random bit of trivia that fettuccine alfredo was invented in Rome. (He can’t remember where he put his sleep pants, but he knows the origin of fettuccine alfredo??) 🙂 You don’t say, she asks? So, he proceeded to look it up, and found, “Hey, it’s close!” We went downstairs to get our bearings only to look up and see the sign on the next building over. Our first meal in Rome!


Now how do we quickly sum up a six-day visit to Rome? Truthfully, it simply can’t be done. There is so much history, so much extraordinary architecture, so much beauty, so much bustling about and so much shopping. Oh, and the great food and the people! (Not to mention nearly a thousand photos.) All that one might hope to find in an amazing world-renowned city. Wow! So, here are just a few architectural sights:


In our wanderings, we stepped into many historic churches all over the city. In one we found a long line of people waiting to look into a large mirror on the floor. Huh? We did the mutual shoulder shrug, skipped the mirror thing, snapped a few shots, and agreed to research it later.

Turns out the Jesuit church of Saint Ignazio was originally designed to include a glorious dome, but the money ran out during construction in 1642. What? No dome?? What’s a church family to do? Jesuit brother and painter Andrea Pozzo proposed a unique solution, offering to paint a life-sized illusion of a dome and barreled ceiling that would fool the eyes of visitors (as long as they looked up from the proper angle). His false masterpiece, painted between 1685 and 1694 on a single 56-foot canvas, still deceives the eye today! The church has kindly marked the correct spot on the floor and added a mirror for the best viewing angle.

With roots back to a smaller church of the 1400’s, the Basilica San Carlo al Corso (below) is dedicated to Saint Ambrose and Saint Charles Borromeo, the patron saints of Milan, in recognition of their valuable construction work on the Sistine Chapel. Susie appreciated the little cutie waiting outside.


Visible from most of the old city is the towering Victor Emanuele II National Monument, the Vittorio, or colloquially known as “The Wedding Cake.” Interestingly, with all the ancient history in Rome, this monument is relatively new and one of the most important.

Alert! History coming!

In simple terms, the U.S. is older than Italy!

In 1861, while in the United States of America we were fighting ourselves, what we now know as Italy was created!

To celebrate and in honor of the first King of Italy, they built this amazing monument, reflecting both the really old style and the modern on the big Capitoline Hill. And wow, is it B-I-G!


As said, we can’t possibly cover it all. Here are just a few random fun shots:

Out and about:


We walked everywhere, easily averaging more than 6 miles (9 km 🙂 per day, all whilst watching – and sometimes dodging – the crazy drivers navigating the roads. Truth be told, the city has a large ZTL (Zona Traffico Limitato or Limited Traffic Zone). No permit = very bad/expensive fine. We completely understand why they don’t want “just anybody” trying to drive around the old city!


Friday afternoon we went looking for a little restaurant that was recommended as being off the beaten “touristy” path and arrived to find at least a dozen teenagers hanging out in the doorway (good sign, but why aren’t they in school?). We were pointed to a tight back corner next to another couple already dining. After exchanging courteous “Buon Giorno’s,” the female patron sweetly asked, “Parla Inglese?” (Do you speak any English?) Hot diggity dog! Our “Buon Giorno” was so good we came off as Italian!! 😉 Dang skippy! We laughed. They laughed. And thus, we met Gonzo & Yvonne from New Orleans. Small world.

We got together a couple of days later for an English-speaking church service before sharing lunch and exploring into the evening hours.


While in Rome, we walked and walked, but we also ate and ate… and, well, you get the drift.

“Est! Est!! Est!!!” …?

We’d been in Italy four weeks when we donned our only jackets as “raincoats” to load the car and check out of the cozy “Old Cave” duplex near Florence. We were headed for Villa Perlata in Montefiascone, 62 miles north of Rome.

To avoid a repeat of the “no advance tickets” wrinkle experienced in Florence, this next place was to be a “don’t move the car” stop where we would sit still for a couple of days and pin down what we’d do on our upcoming stop in… Rome! (And perhaps preorder some tickets this time?)

As we returned the keys to the friendly rental owner, Cristina, she suggested a scenic stop on our way south in San Gimignano, a village started in the 3rd century BC! The area took off as a town in 63 BC when a pair of rich brothers came from Rome to build really big castles. Then named Silivo, the town truly got noticed in 450 when Bishop Geminianus saved the castles from being wiped out by the troops of Attila the Hun! Okay, so one stop along the way can’t hurt, right? 🙂

And what a pretty stop it was!

The weather and time worked against us, so we saw it but didn’t really get to SEE it. Oh geez…


After gelato and a quick panino for lunch, we were back on the road to Montefiascone with its ancient Rocca dei Papi (Fortress of the Popes), cathedral and churches from the 14th century. Stop, Susie. Remember the plan. No sightseeing on this stop. Sigh.


Villa Perlata in Montefiascone overlooks the 5th largest lake in Italy, Lake Bolsena, a great spot for former cruisers to sit still. On our drive along the lakeshore, we enjoyed the lovely sunset before quickly realizing sunset means darkness, like really dark! Once you drive beyond the parklike lakeshore, there are no more streetlights, and we still had to find the villa, pull the car up to the correct locked gate just off the road, walk along the shrubbery/fence line to find the small gate containing a lockbox, enter the code (thank goodness for phone flashlights) and acquire the keys.


After we got our things inside and Todd locked the villa’s massive door in the inky darkness, Susie declared the villa we could barely see to be beautiful and excitedly stated she couldn’t wait to actually see the place in the morning. Ha!

There was a small issue with the dishwasher mysteriously turning itself on during the night and refusing to stop without turning off several breakers, but daylight revealed that the villa, while quirky, was, indeed, quite lovely.

The owners said to help ourselves to any produce available in the garden and left us fresh olive oil they’d produced, as well as some local wine, “Est! Est!! Est!!! di Montefiascone.” Huh? Well, we’re glad you asked! 😇

Interestingly, we’d found ourselves in a wine region with a fanciful story and funny name that has been repeated for centuries. In general, the tale is that of a 12th-century bishop traveling to Rome who sent a servant ahead to find the best wines, with instructions to write ‘Est’ (Latin for ‘It is’ or ‘There is’) on the door of any inn where he was especially impressed with the wine so the bishop would know where to stop. Legend has it that the servant was so impressed with the wine being served at a Montefiascone inn that he enthusiastically scrawled “Est! Est!! Est!!!” on the door.

Today, the “Est! Est!! Est!!! di Montefiascone” wine region caters to tourists visiting the nearby Lake Bolsena, while the wine itself receives mixed reviews, such as “… the dullest white wine with the strangest name in the world” or the “… history is more compelling than what’s currently in the glass.” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Don’t know about the white, but we actually enjoyed the red that was left for us.


Not moving the car does not mean not moving ourselves, so we took daily walks to explore the grounds of the villa.


With our research done, tickets ordered, and souls refreshed, we sat back to enjoy the sunset.

Next, all roads lead to Rome!

Toscana- see, we’re Italian. Ha!

On November 12, we left Modena and the so-called “Motor Valley Penthouse,” bound for Carmignano in Tuscany. (Toscana in Italian 🇮🇹.) Famous in so many ways – wine; history; heck, even architecture! As well as plenty of Hollywood movies. The region stretches from the coast (think Pisa) all the way past the middle of the country, containing our target, Firenze (Florence)! As is the Olsen MO, however, we were going to stay outside of the “big-ish” city in the more peaceful countryside.


About an hour away from our stop at the Iris Cottage, we passed a sign that made us do a doubletake (and a U-turn for the photos). The 44th parallel?! Huh? Well, that got us thinking about where it lines up in the States. Bet you won’t come close (without cheating). Think right below Mt. Washington in New Hampshire. It’s more than 1100 miles straight from its northernmost point to its southernmost point in Sicily! Halfway down Sicily is lined up with… Richmond, VA! We sure hope the weather will be better when we get there. ha!

We spent a day or so settling in – unpacking, shopping for groceries, doing laundry, researching stops, etc. (And per Susie, downloading hundreds of photos…)

Then, it was time to explore!


We were headed to Torre Pendente di Pisa (the Bell Tower of Pisa)!

We followed the crowd through the archway onto the plaza and deftly wound our way through the many souvenir vendors, then joined the other tourists posing for photos of the landmark cathedral and bell tower.

After trying our hands at it (punny, get it?), we purchased tickets and joined the short line to go inside and climb to the top. While awaiting our turn with the rest of the group, we checked the stats for the freestanding bell tower:

  • Construction began in 1173 & was completed in 1399
  • The original height was 196′ 10″
  • It is now 183′ 3″ above the ground on the low side & 185′ 11″ on the high side
  • The walls at the base are 8 feet thick
  • The weight is estimated at 14,500 tons

No wonder the tower leans nearly 4 degrees on its unstable foundation!

There’s a twisted stairway of 251 very worn steps to the top!


After regaining our equilibrium back on solid ground 🙂 , we went inside the cathedral, which, along with the baptistry, is also reported to be sinking. The interior of the cathedral is quite elaborate from top to bottom.

Yeah, kind of amazing, these cathedrals. Any-hoo, a quick stop and then more stairs (thankfully not tilted this time) in the massive Baptistry where Galileo was baptized in 1565.

Our last stop in Pisa was the Camposanto Monumental Cemetary. Camposanto translates to “holy field” because it is said to have been built on 53 shiploads of sacred soil from Golgotha, the Hill of Calvary in Jerusalem. The construction of this huge, oblong Gothic cloister was begun in 1278 and completed in 1464.


Whoaaaa, that’s enough for one day.

The next day, we headed for Firenze! Florence to us non-Italian-speaking Americans. Come on, it’s not really English, either. ha!

After a quick treat from the fresh market conveniently located just outside the parking garage, we walked into town to see what we could see.


We were making tracks to the Piazzale Michelangelo to see David in all his glory when some prehistoric creatures near the sidewalk snagged our attention. The next thing we knew, we were talking to the animals in the Natural History Museum.


After all those skeletons, we needed something alive. Nothing could better fit the bill than a stroll through the third oldest garden in the world!

The Orto Botanico di Firenze was established by Grand Duke Cosimo dei Medici, in December 1545. And almost every plant tag in the place was read by Todd Olsen in 2024. 🤪 So many tree species that we have never seen! It was quite a walk.


So, a word about planning, or more accurately, the occasional hurried lack thereof. We didn’t prebook tickets to see David. Why? uh… Todd’s fault? Ha! Anyway, the line for those without tickets was just too much for these weary travelers. So, we’ll save Michelangelo and David for another trip.

Based on the remembrances of Todd’s dear mother, we did not want to miss a stop at Ponte Vecchio. Todd’s parents visited in the 60’s (his best guess 😇) and simply said, “Son, if you ever get to Firenze, you must go to the Ponte Vecchio.

With Michelangelo’s piazza behind us, we quickly headed down the last street and rounded the corner onto the Piazza del Duomo (Cathedral Square) of Florence.

And…

WOW. 😃😃🤩

Talk about being stopped in your tracks!

Unfortunately, what also went on for blocks was the line to get inside and there we were without tickets (again). So, we took some photos, placed another item on the list for “next time,” and single-mindedly focused on reaching Ponte Vecchio before dark. Todd! Let’s go.


Okay. Okay. About this Ponte Vecchio, just what is it??

From Britannica, the Ponte Vecchio (‘old bridge’) “… is the first segmental arch bridge built in the West… and is an outstanding engineering achievement of Europe’s Middle Ages. Its builder, Taddeo Gaddi, completed the bridge in 1345.”

Through the centuries, the bridge has survived changes, floods, and wars. During World War II it was the only bridge across the Arno that the fleeing Germans did not destroy, instead blocking it by demolishing the medieval buildings on each side.

There have been shops on Ponte Vecchio since the 13th century, initially all types of shops – including butchers, fishmongers, and tanners, whose waste, as one can imagine, caused a rank stench. In 1593, Ferdinand I decreed that in order to improve the wellbeing of all, only goldsmiths and jewelers (😍) would be allowed to have shops on what is now referred to as “the gold bridge”! (And with sky-high gold prices! Mama Mia! 🤯)

Look at all those sparkles! Do we have to leave…?? 😢

“Fast cars and slow food”

After the cable car ride in Trento, we drove approximately 200 kilometers south to Modena, a city in the Emilia-Romagna region of northern Italy. The trip out of the Alps took us through miles and miles of vineyards. Ahh…Italy!

We turned off the main road in Verona, bound for our first Italian wine tasting!

Another car had also stopped and already called the number listed on the sign, so the owner of this smaller winery was on the way. Voila! Impromptu tasting for four!


The city of Modena and the nearby area proudly embrace their reputation for “fast cars and slow food.” Let’s begin with the cars. Think famous Italian sports cars. Maserati. Ferrari. De Tomaso. Lamborghini. Pagani.

Unbeknownst to Susie as to why, Todd said, “let’s go to Ferrari!”

Modena was the birthplace of Enzo Ferrari, the man who sold his house when he was twenty years old to buy his first race car and went on to create a legend.

For her part, Susie likes the Prancing Pony logo. 😉

Todd smiled.

Win win.

We worked our way through the two Ferrari museums, admiring lots of super-fast cars.

Todd happily took a turn in the simulator, and claiming it to be harder than it looks, only hit the wall once (okay, maybe twice). He performed better on the second lap. Quick progress!

Apparently slower-reacting, old-ish, fat-ish guys aren’t built for the superfast, tiny movements of the F1 cars. So, off we went to see some of the many, many models made by Ferrari, each carefully produced one at a time with amazing precision.


Now about that slow food. The Modena area is famous for two food items – parmesan and balsamic vinegar – about both of which we had plenty to learn.

Parmigiano-Reggiano

We started our culinary education with the so-called “King of Cheeses,” parmesan, which was created by local monks sometime before 1300. 4 Madonne Caseificio dell’Emilia, built in 1967, is the largest dairy among the several hundred now located in the Parmigiano Reggiano Consortium (1901). (The dairy’s tongue-twisting name comes from a nearby pillar depicting the Virgin Mary on all four sides.) With seven facilities and a team of 80 employees, they produce an average of 380 wheels of Parmigiano Reggiano daily, totaling approximately 140,000 wheels annually. Mama Mia, that’s a lot of cheese!

It takes approximately 160 gallons of milk to make each wheel. After a day or two in a ring mold, there’s an imprint left on the wheel that includes the “born on date.” Out of the ring, the wheels are then submerged in a salt bath for 15-20 days! After the soak, the wheels go into huge ripening rooms where the tens of thousands of wheels are flipped and brushed by “robots” every week. After 20 months, each wheel is inspected by government experts that grade it to be either Parmigiano Reggiano (since 1928) or… meh, just cheese. If it passes the test, the wheel gets the official dark stamp.

We saw stamped wheels that are more than 25 years old. Each wheel starts at 40 kilos (88 pounds)! The older ones are lighter.

Oh, and that rind on the outside is all cheese, nothing artificial. Toss it in soup to impart a bit of salt. 🙂


Balsamic Vinegar

Next up, the other famous slow food of the area, balsamic vinegar, which has ancient roots involving a strict method of production handed down from generation to generation. We visited Villa San Donnino, one of many small “acetaias” producing traditional balsamic vinegar of Modena.

From Wiki, “The practice of cooking grape must (juice) can be traced back to ancient Roman times, where it was valued both as a medicinal remedy and a sweetener or condiment in cooking. The story of this quintessential Italian product began in the 11th century in the small city of Modena.”

Once cooked, the grape must is poured into the set of barrels and ageing begins. Just like wine, the barrels lose “water” through evaporation. So, every year, to refill the smallest barrel, some grape must is removed from the next smallest barrel and poured into the smaller one, and so on through the set. The largest barrel then gets “new” must. The process is repeated each year, until twelve years later one has a small barrel of fresh balsamic vinegar. Don’t use it all, or you have to start over! Keep going for 25 years and you will have the really good stuff, a thicker concoction than we Americans hardly ever get, that is perfectly balanced between sweet and vinegary. Think small bottle, more expensive, only one ingredient and at least 12 years old.


After all that focus on food, boy howdy, we needed a walk, which we took in the form of exploring the historic center. Into downtown Modena we went!

After a few wrong turns, we made it to the square and the Cathedral of Santa Maria Assunta in Cielo and San Geminiano. (See, “Duomo di Modena” is a whole lot easier to say.)

As with so many of the churches and cathedrals, the interior was quite ornate and full of religious artifacts.


When it was time for lunch, we grabbed a bite at a sidewalk cafe, where, due to the language barrier, we each ended up with a plate full of cipollini onions for dessert! The quaint, onion-serving cafe was located near the Military Academy of Modena, a military university founded in 1678 and now housed in the Ducal Palace. There are heroic statues along the roofline of the large palace and touching memorials to those killed in past wars in the interior foyer.


After a week experiencing the fast cars and slow food, we took in the sunset on November 11 and packed our things. Next stop, Tuscany!