“Arrivederci e Grazie,” Italy!

We tried many times, on different days, with different conditions, even in different moods, to take one picture that accurately reflected the splendor of the landscape of Sicily, but doggonit, we were never happy with the results. Perhaps what we see lies in the vastness — the blue sky and/or water, the undulating mountains, the play of shadows and light, the patchwork of farms, or just the many shades of green. Our eyes saw what a couple of amateur camera operators just couldn’t capture. Really can’t imagine it during prime growing season.

How does one say goodbye to such an amazing country? Well…. heck, we’ll just ramble on about things that caught our goofy attention.

Across the country, olives and grapes were constants. From small to gigantic groves and vineyards. And in the north, plenty of apple orchards, but what we didn’t expect was the oranges that were everywhere, especially in the south. Trees and fruit of all sizes! Two-to-fifteen-foot trees and golf ball- to softball-sized citrus! Growing where? Like, every- and anywhere!


We like ambling along in the car, seeing things at our own pace. But boy howdy, does Italy have trains. And they move durn fast – more than 100mph! Interestingly, it’s a network of quiet, efficient electric trains.

With all its mountainous terrain, Italy also has an extensive network of tunnels, covering a total length of approximately 1,600 miles. We marveled at the length of many of these tunnels as we made our way through the country. Once we realized there’s a sign posted at the entrance to each tunnel that displays the tunnel’s length, it became a game of sorts trying to capture a photograph of the longest ones as we passed through.


A few random shots just for fun:


Try as we might, we never did adjust to the European timing of meals. Seemed like we always found ourselves looking for a bite to eat in the mid-afternoon, when the restaurants were closed between lunch and dinner shifts. But somehow, we still managed to consume w-a-a-y too many carbs with all that tasty pasta, bread, and gelato. 😉

Todd, however, made a major adjustment. After almost two months, our tea-drinking captain finally gave in and tried Susie’s espresso at a cafe in Alberobello. Declaring, “Hey, that’s not bad,” he went over and ordered his own. By the time we made Sicily, he was ordering doubles!


Even in Italy, time did what it always does. Flew by!

All too quickly it seemed, our 85-days were up, and we were heading for the “uscita” (exit).

Can’t fight reality, right? Nor can we bring all of our loved ones over here to live. So, we drafted a note in Google Translate to bid “our” fisherman farewell and then packed our bags, including the newly purchased one in which to tote gifts. 🙂

Yep. Sorry little guy. The Olsens are traveling once again.


In our round trip of Italy, we ultimately traveled more than 2500 miles by car.

Mama Mia! That’s a lot of shifting gears!

And there is so much left that we wanted to see.

For now, we will close with, “Farewell and Thank you,” Italy!

…down by the sea

Sure, we were staying on the beach in Sicily, but this is “OlsensTravels,” so of course, we took a few sightseeing trips after Christmas. First up, the Valley of the Temples in Agrigento. Nearly 500 years before Christ, the Greeks “owned” Sicily and took a liking to a certain hill overlooking the sea. Hence, they built a bunch of temples for their gods. They didn’t build little stuff either; and after 2500 years, some of it is still there!

In the same area is the Scala dei Turkey, or Turkish Steps, named for the Barbary pirates. Kind of weird to think Africa is only 87 miles away! The Steps are white marlstone (a mix of clay and silt similar to limestone) that has naturally eroded into massive, terraced steps on the coast of Realmonte, the beach below Agrigento.


Closer to our “home” and perched on cliffs by the sea, the nearby town of Sciacca is a bustling port town. Good luck on that pronunciation! We went there at least 5 times, asked the locals, and still can’t pronounce it right. Ha!

In addition to the port, Sciacca is known to throw one heck of a Carnival in February, which didn’t work with our timing… this trip. It is primarily known, however, for the ceramic arts, which you can’t possibly miss. There’s colorful evidence everywhere.

One afternoon we strolled through the park near the shopping district to find it was a gathering place for the local gents. There were tables of lively card games (each player claimed to be winning) and a bumpy bocce ball court that’s difficult to describe – talk about your challenging course! It was clear they play every afternoon when the weather cooperates.


Walking and exploring in town is fun, but nothing beats stretching our legs with walks on the beach back in Menfi. We could get about 3/4 mile in either direction before being blocked by a “creek” of freshwater runoff from the nearby mountains. It was fascinating to see how the wind and tide changed the sand dunes from day to day. A particularly brisk storm moved a lot of sand, built a short “cliff,” and brought vast piles of sea grass ashore in one area.

We were always on the hunt for scarce shells and bits of sea glass. Sometimes we’d find other oddities.

Shel, as our family marine-life expert, if you’re paying attention, just what is that?? Oh, and it floats.

When not walking the beach, we continued with the simple pleasures at the villa. It was amazing to experience the 55 degrees in short sleeves on the sunny “front porch” and be a tad warm. 🙂


No matter where we were, whether close to home or up in the mountains, the sunsets were a sight to behold.

When in Menfi, we shared the sunsets with a local gentleman who came out every evening to fish.


Always believing you play the hand you’re dealt, we have embraced our new path of exploring, but we do miss the sunsets over the water. And playing with Mother Ocean has been delightful. Thank you, Lord!

Christmas, Italian style

In every life, there are years that mark significant change. 2024 was such a year for us. We came to terms with the unexpected, abrupt end of liveaboard cruising and sold the boat, and most importantly, we celebrated the one-year mark beyond Todd’s stroke and having been given a second chance at life together. Why Italy? We sought somewhere where we could recognize Christmas and thank God for His gifts. Somewhat selfishly, we needed “our time.”

Now, since we speak very little (make that practically no) Italiano (or Latin 🤷 ), our options were to select a nearby Catholic church and feel but not understand the words or-r-r… find a church offering English-speaking services. Thanks to Gonzo and Yvonne back in Rome, we learned there are a few. Todd did a little research that led us to the Holy Cross Anglican Church, associated with The Church of England! On December 23, under cloudy skies, we drove a couple of hours northeast to Palermo to check into a hotel near the church.


Palermo was ready for Christmas, and the pretty hotel located among the cafes, restaurants, and shops was quite grand – the Grand Hotel Wagner, in fact. Not even the dreary weather could dampen our spirits once Todd haggled with a street vendor for a couple of umbrellas, making us all set to get about on foot.

Yes, shopping for gifts. Now what about that church??

In the early 1800’s, while Sicily was a British Protectorate, the colony of British merchants attended church services at the British Embassy or by relying on chaplains from visiting warships. By 1840, however, regular services of the Church of England were celebrated in Palermo in the home of the Consul for Sicily.

In 1871 two cousins announced their intention to build at their own expense a church in which Christians, whether residents or visitors to Palermo, could attend services of The Church of England. Many years later, those services included Todd and Susie Olsen and approximately 40 others on Christmas Eve and Christmas morning in 2024!

After church we again popped open the umbrellas in a light rain and headed out to find the restaurant the hotel had reserved for us for Christmas dinner. We dried out while enjoying a tasty meal of typical Sicilian seafood dishes, topped off by a Palermo delight originally reserved for Easter, Cassata Siciliana. There are several different versions of the sponge cake dessert in the various areas of Sicily. Ours in Palermo was made with sweetened ricotta, chocolate chips, marzipan, and a sprinkling of candied fruit… along with a whole lot of YUM!


After three grey, drizzly days in Palermo, the skies finally began to clear as we made the return drive to our rental back on the beach in Menfi.


You know what’s fun about celebrating Christmas in a country that’s predominantly Catholic? It doesn’t end on December 25! Festivities continue for the 12 days of Christmas, signifying the time between the birth of Christ and the arrival of the Magi revealing Him as the Son of God sent to earth. As such, the crowds lessen but the celebration doesn’t conclude until the Epiphany on January 6.


Beyond Christmas services and shopping, Susie had her eye on getting to one of the so-called “Living Nativity Scenes” she’d read about while researching Christmas in Sicily. One nearest to us was in the mountains east of Menfi in Cammarata. Short road trip time again!

On January 5, we met our host, Salvatore, who guided us through town to find a place to park the rental car so we could join him for a ride to the apartment in the blocked off historic area.


Not only was the apartment located just a few steps from the entrance to the Living Nativity Scene, but it had a fantastic view of Mount Etna off the back balcony.

We joined a crowd of more than three hundred or so folks at the top of the first hill, babbled our way through questions in broken Italian and answers in broken English to locate the ticket window and then joined the seemingly disorganized line awaiting entry. Turns out it wasn’t so disorganized after all. In an attempt at crowd control, the folks running the event simply limited how many people could enter at the same time.

There was the manger scene, of course, complete with live animals. And there were many reenactments of life as it had once been lived, along with samples of freshly made treats. Our favorite part, aside from the man loudly singing while stirring the large pot of Pasta Fagioli, was seeing the local young people getting involved in the demonstrations. Several young boys happily tried to teach Todd how to roll pasta!


After the Living Nativity Scene, we returned to the apartment to don warmer clothes before heading to a late dinner. Well, 8pm is late for us, not so for the Italians. When Susie originally requested 7pm, our host who’d booked the table for us laughed and said they’d just be getting started at 10pm, to which Susie said we’d be at home asleep with full bellies by then. Ha!


The walk was way downhill… think a short mile down a couple hundred feet! The meal was wonderful. After meeting a family from California who recently bought a house here, Todd had a delicious burger and Susie mowed through pasta with sausage! Then, the hike back up! Burn, baby burn! 🏃‍♀️


So, on January 6, the Epiphany, a day of traditional feasting, Todd looked for and found a restaurant in the middle of…? Not sure but somewhere near Agrigento!

Todd chuckled, sweet-talked us into the not-yet-open restaurant, and selected a steak.

Good call, Olsen! Because by the time we left, the restaurant was packed, and the parking lot was full.


Now that the 12 days of Christmas are over, to our loved ones we missed, we wish you: